The Heffalump's Sandbox

May 25

Picked this up while waiting on the helipad.

I guess this is one of the perks about getting called in early.

OBGYN for the rest of the night. -___- 

May 24

Comments like this make me want to cry.

May 23

mizaralcor:

I’ve come for your sole

I saw a doctor today about my leg, and he predicted that I could start running again in 3 weeks.

Hurray! 

May 22

[video]

My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god

• I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
• When chemists die, they barium.
• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
• I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
• This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
• I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
• We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
• Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
• Broken pencils are pointless.
• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
• I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
• All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
• I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
• Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
• A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
• The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
• Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

The greatest .gif of all time.

(Source: 3002070, via gundams7x)

May 21

Well, this sucks (Senior Ditch Day)

It’s around 1 PM right now, and I just woke up. Originally, I had planned on getting off from work around 7 AM, crashing for an hour, then spending Senior Ditch Day in Santa Cruz. 

However, there was a high volume of patients and the ER went red for six straight hours (starting at 2 AM). My sup asked us to stay for another two hours.

I guess I’ll go to Calc now that I have nothing else better to do… 

May 20

June 6-7

The 4th Milton & Peggy Salkind International Junior Piano Duo Festival

Presented by the San Francisco International Music Festival and the  San Francisco Conservatory of Music.

semicolonwalrus asked: hey hey what's a femoral artery also please say hi to my sister for me

The big artery that runs down your thigh.